Top 10 ways endurance athletes celebrate Thanksgiving
#10 Calculates the number of miles needed to run off the food on the plate
#9 On a spinner watching the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade
#8 Plugs next year’s races into calendar before deciding how to celebrate
#7 Uses the excuse “going to get the turkey” to go on a long trail run
#6 Uses the day as a recovery day from last weekends race
#5 Accidentally calls the time between portions “transition”
#4 Bores the family with race stats and finish photos
#3 Seizes up competition by age for after dinner games
#2 You’ll be finished with your workout when Black Friday sales start
#1 Two words: Turkey Trot
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